GM: How the fuck did you spend 90k gold without fixing your character?
JC: Uh…
(shows inventory: 5 wands CLW, 45 potions of cure critical wounds, A whole bunch of C O C A I N E)
Entire party: WHAT THE FUCK
GM: IM NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT THE COCAINE AT THIS POINT
snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children.
He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions
But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”
idea for a classics podcast: get a bunch of people together who learned greek mythology at some point in their life and kind of remember it but have mostly forgotten it, and then try to get them to recount stories from greek mythology with only their vague recollection to guide them. as they attempt to piece together the story, they’ll likely end up with something that sort of resembles the original myth but with a bunch of weird differences, thereby creating new traditions in the vein of the greek bards of old
i’ll call it “homer? i hardly know her!”
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しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）
THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???
